Days of my Life

“I tell youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…” Maine whined as soon as the line got through. As usual, I had to take the cell away from my ear first, and after the uuuuuuu hit the final note, “Yes! What happen?” Sometimes,I do want to hang up on her, because after all those years of friendship, I strongly believes that I deserve a proper greeting!

… Actually, I’m kind of an asshole too! Whenever she called me,  instead of a ‘Hi’, I will ‘What you want!’

“I was VISUALLY harassed by some sick perv…”

“HAHAHA… at where?”

“In the lift! I was standing in front of him and he’s looking at me up to down and from toe to head!”

“How you know it?” I asked, trying to VERY hard to suppress my laughter.

“I can fucking see his reflection from the side! I’m being VISUALLY RAPED!”

“But… but I thought girls like it when guys check them out! How did he look like anyway?”

“No! Not when he looks like a sick perv!”

“Yar! And if it’s Brad Pitt looking at you like that, I think you won’t have any complains!”

“But still….!”

… Seriously what’s wrong with her?

Watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince earlier on.

Seriously speaking, how does that show even earned the 4/5 stars rating from 8-days? I was expecting a fight scene between the members of Dumbledore’s Army and Order of Phoenix with those Death Eaters after Dumbledore dio that Avada Kedavra from Severus Snape.

And how Bill Weasley was ‘werewolf-fied’ byFenrir Greyback would be nice!

Tonks, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom is even more ’sidekick’ in the show then they were in the book!

Sadly, they didn’t do any of that! Due to budget? I supposed.

Still some parts are quite funny, totally different from the book.  Haha…

Bumped into 2 army friends in Jurong Point though.

Isaac Ritz who’s working in Action City and Zheng De who’s working in Golden Village. It’s a small world afterall.

Thanks to Gim Li! I was hit by an awkward moment ( You know? Those kind where you brush off with a haha? )  when purchasing popcorns. It was there that I saw Zheng De and that straight-forward Gim Li actually asked me, “You never ask if there’s any discount not!” RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! I was damn mortified can? I can only let out a haha and quickly fled the scene. I was surprised by my speed of fleeing. Hello! I’m still on crutches!

“I thought he’s your army friend?” Gim Li enquired, after we reached ‘inaudible’ safe distance from Zheng De.

“Yar! He is! Though we went Genting Highland together after P.O.P, but we aren’t that close!” I explained. Speaking of that trip, it was memorable. A group of us went together after P.O.P and while waiting for our posting.

“Yar! I can see!” ( Then still ask! )

… Sometimes, talking to her can be a quite a chore as it  requires lots of patience coz she can be really dim at times! Haha…

Maine was complaining to me about this acquaintance of her’s who loves wearing low cut, showing off her asset. “And it’s affecting my life!” She said.

“Is it because you are jealous?” I questioned her frustration. ( You see? She’s not exactly on the big side )

“No! So big for what? I’m happy with my small ones!” She retorted. Honestly, I had to agree with her, coz I didn’t sense any slightest hint of jealousy/envy in that remark.

“But guys like it big!” I reasoned.

“Noooo! Who says?”

“That’s true what! We love that kind of wen ruan de gan jue!” I joked, to which she snorted.

“And she loves to sit directly opposite me! Disgusting loh!”

When I shared with her that I’m more of a ‘hair’ guy ( No! I’m not refering to hair fetish can? ). She doesn’t believe me. Accoording to her, there’s either breast or ass.

Actually there’s 5 key components…

1) Hair

2) Face

3) Breast

4) Ass

5) Legs

Usually, it’s a girl with long hair, that kick start the whole ’bio-ing’ process!

P.S. Sharon just MSN-ed me to inform that her V.S had arrived again.

I told her that ‘as long as you and your breasts are happy can liao’

’since when did i buy bras’

‘I thought those are bras?’

‘See! That’s the things with guys! They always assume girls buy something which they actually didn’t! Those are bikinis~ dude and panties’ ( I so didn’t foresee this tongue wagging session! )

Whatever! I shall be more careful next time! I shall go for ‘Haha…’ kindof safe reply can already.

Woohoo~ Gim Li had brought back the cup noodles which I’d requested for, along with a bottle of Vodka. It’s not one of those limited edition though, however, it’s still as good. Another addition to my collection of  Vodka bottles, the Citron bottle.

Vivian has a Mandarian one with her. I’d asked her to save it for me once she’s done with it.

MY, Ben and Hui Ping came over on Saturday for overnight Mahjong. It’d been a long time since I last played overnight and an even longer time since I last played @ such ‘low rate’. It’s capped @$3.20 max. Still, it was very fun. I found myself a new group of Mahjong Kakis. It was laughing and even more laughing throughout the whole night.

What makes a good mahjong kakis?

1) Cheerful People

2) Who loves talking lame stuffs

3) Who won’t flare up after losing like a mere $10

4) Who will pay up

I’d my fair share of bad kakis, whom I’d stayed away from since. Still, once in a blue moon, i will still play with those people. I just love that feeling of a) winning their money and b) seeing them getting pissed. Of course, if you lose, then HAPPY DAYS to you! Muahaha…

KFC’s Bandito has just become my new love. It’s extremely good, tasty and sinful. I’d it for 2 consecutive days. Would have bought it earlier on, but healthy lifestyle comes first ( as if)

Received a call from Gim Li, who’s currently enjoying her hoilday @ Taiwan, informing me that the cup noodles which I’d asked her to buy is out of stock. And she named me 4 other flavors.

-_-” I forget to give her part (b) instructions, which is, if it’s out of stock, any other flavor of the same brand will do.

Initially when I saw her name flashed on handphone screen, I thought that she’s back. Instead, she said to cut the chase ( You know? Those Hi and How’s the trip? ), that it’s a very expensive call ( Roaming charges ) and she will be claiming from me when the bill is out.

-_-” What a Bitch! Haha…

Usually it’s in this kind of 5 cents, 10 cents situation where you get to see who your true friends really are! Muahaha

One of my favorite track from Final Fantasy 7.

Tifa’s Theme…

Haha… You know your clubbing days be coming to an end soon when you start listening to a) Bossa Nova and b) Canon in D…

Apparently, no one believes me when I said that I’m retiring from the clubbing scene. Only on special occassion, like a best pal’s birthday ( I don’t want to be labelled as a fucker for not showing face haha ), will I turn up. hoho

The review seems okay yesterday. At least I wasn’t told that I needed another operation to get things fixed. From the look of it ( the X-ray), everything seems fine. The fracture bits are in place and there’s a hole near my upper shine.

Not meant for the weak-hearted!

Thankfully, I’m Saw – trained! After watching 5 of those movies, nothing gruesome can affect you anymore.

I didn’t dare to MMS this as an update to MY, as he’s not a big fan of gore. Instead, I updated Maine and Ashley.

As if she’d just finished watching a naughty clip of Kim Kardashian, she replied ‘Wow!’

No reply from Maine. That woman called up later that afternoon to share happy news. She’s due to leave Bali for a trip on Wednesday with 2 of her gals. She will meet up with Codename: Erfu over there.

The thing is Erfu had left for Bali yesterday and he had sent Maine flowers with a sweet note, ‘See you in Bali’…

“And it’s purple flowers! PURPLE!” She screamed over the phone. I had to take the cell away from my ear for a while. It had been a long time since I last  received a screamer call from her. Have to condition myself first.

“Purple? What kind of flowers are those?” I asked, at the same time wondering what sort of flowers comes in purple.

“Purple Roses!” ( Yes! Stop repeating it! I know it’s PURPLE already! We’ve been through that!)

“Roses? In Purple?” ( Ermm why am I repeating it too? )

“Yes! What’s wrong with you? It’s my favorite color! Purple!” ( …One more time and I’m gonna hang up )

*Rolling my eyes at my end* “Yes! I know it’s your favorite but since when they come in Purple?”

“It’s a dyed – kind of flowers which cost about $80!”

“Oh! And how do you know that it costs $80?” Don’t tell me you…”

“Yar! I checked out the price online… Oops!” She replied and finished off with her signature irritating, girlish laughter.

The reason to why she’s so happy to receive the flowers is because it’s the first time she’d received on a not-special kind of day. I shrugged it off and told her that I shall send her a bunch also, with a ‘Come back with my Vodka note!‘ before she leave on Wednesday.

“No! You won’t! Tan Kee Lin will never send me flowers” ( That sharp woman! I hate her guts! )

“That’s because you are not Ivy!” I reasoned.

“You are still not over her yet?”

… I resisted the urge to hang up on her.

I also told her that she should just give me Erfu’s number so that I can give him a piece of my mind for spoiling the market. The ‘Flowers are only to be sent on special occassion‘ market.

Have fun in Bali gal! :)

Tomorrow is the review!

Have to get an X-ray done!

Hope that everything will turn out fine!

Wish me luck

Joanne, Genki and Ivan came over for mahjong today. After that, Ah Sheng, Candy and Vivian popped by too. I’m dying to get rid of my Magic Cards, therefore I sought Sheng’s help. He’s great at it when it comes to a hard bargain.

We ordered Canadian Pizza. Shit! I’m supposed to be on a light diet but somehow, situation just don’t permit it. Actually, I have only myself to blame. No determination. I missed running. And it had been like 4 mths since I last ran? I wonder what are the chances that I will get to run again in the future without the fear of another broken kneecap.

I’m currently re-reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I plan to read Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix after I’m done with Half Blood, therefore I asked Vivian for a loan.

She asked, “When you want it?”

“Next week?”

“Ermm today is Sunday, and next week be tomorrow!” She said, rolling her eyes.

What a bitch! ( To her )

What a himbo (To me )

Maine be leaving for her Bali trip.

The best thing is she be travelling by plane, which is equal to passing by DFS which also means that someone to get Vodka for me.

I ask her for that favor and that woman decided to go all drama, saying that “Provided I come back alive!” I told her that she will have to FED-EX it to me if situation occurs as she’s secondary while the vodka is primary.

And that woman said I’m Kindergarden. I didn’t quite get that reference. She then explained, “I’m Secondary, My dad is Primary, which makes you the Kindergarden!” Apparently, she needs to get one for her dad.

As usual, someone kindly wack her head for me!

I decided to end it there and told her to enjoy her trip.

She complained that it’s only Sunday today and she won’t be leaving till Wednesday.

“I will send you a SMS on Tuesday then!”

“Wednesday morning will be nice!”

Though I still can’t quite get the whole picture, it seems that girls love to receive SMSes late at night. You know? Those sweet, caring kind or birthday greetings to show that ‘I’m being remembered!’. I informed her that I will play safe and send her one on Tuesday night instead. Nothing but the second best does! Lolz…

Okay, I can’t really remember who started my love for Absolut and subsequently, collecting the bottles.

Friends, if you guyz be going overseas, kindly drop by the DFS and see whether are the below for sale…

Help me buy it and I’ll pay you~

Million Thanks

Okay! I saw this on a website and copy and paste here. Maybe I should get it printed out and pass it to all my close pals on my birthday, get them fill it up for a laugh… Muahaha

WHAT IF……

» I committed suicide:

» I said I liked you:

» I kissed you:

» I lived next door to you:

» I stole something:

» I was hospitalized:

» I ran away from home:

» I got into a fight and you weren’t there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:

» Eyes:

» Face:

» Hair:

» Clothes:

» Mannerisms:

[1] Who are you?

[2] Are we friends?

[3] When and how did we meet?

[4] How have I affected you?

[5] What do you think of me?

[6] What’s the fondest memory you have of me?

[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?

[8] Do you love me?

[9] Have I ever hurt you?

[10] Would you hug me?

[11] Would you kiss me?

[12] Would you fuck me?

[13] Are we close?

[14] Emotionally, what stands out?

[15] Do you wish I was cooler?

[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?

[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

[18] Am I loveable?

[19] How long have you known me?

[20] Describe me in one word.

[21] What was your first impression?

[22] Do you still think that way about me now?

[23] What do you think my weakness is?

[24] Do you think I’ll get married?

[25] What about me makes you happy?

[26] What about me makes you sad?

[27] What reminds you of me?

[28] What’s something you would change about me?

[29] How well do you know me?

[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

[31] Do you think I would kill someone?

I couldn’t find a white bag around.

Therefore I make do with those white NTUC plastic bag.

I put some of the my new RENOMAs into the bag.

Then I emptied the content on my bed.

…

…

…

And I didn’t screamed!

It’s must be a girl thing -_-

After collecting her latest Victoria’s Secret purchase package @ Ten Mile Junction, Sharon dropped by my house with Mcdonalds for lunch as “I don’t have to have lunch alone!” she said.

As soon as she entered my room, she hopped onto my bed and emptied that big, white package. The whole time screaming away. I can’t understand that though. Girls seem to scream @ almost everything. I don’t remember me being like that when I get new underwears.

… Or was it that big, white package?

As soon as she tore one opened from it’s plastic packaging, she flashed the whole triangular undies right under her chin, front and back ( with GET LOST imprinted @ the back ) and asked, “MEI MAH (Pretty not?) !”

I nodded my head in agreement. I’m a huge fan of their annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Someone from the 2003 show had said, “It’s (the show) about the most beautiful women in the world in laundrette!” True enough, it’s the one show whereby famous models come together ( “Other then fashion week in Milan!” Naomi Campbell said in another year ) and strut down the runway in laundrette. Woohoo!

“Can I have a feel of it…” I asked Sharon, who handed over her newly purchased with a questioning look. “No! I just want to know why are there some sick perv out there who enjoy stealing it!”

… And it actually felt great. Still, I’m not going to make that a sick ‘career’.

She also said that these are called ‘Men Briefs’ type.

I got a shock. I asked her, “Meaning these can be wore by males also?”

She gave me an eye-roller and explained patiently that it’s because there isn’t any lace, which looks like men briefs.

Well, at least I learnt something new today. Haha

And my very ‘pig’ leg…

And the 3 of them came over for brunch. We had Burger King. Ever since Carls Jr, I seldom or rather rarely BK. I almost forget the taste of Mushroom Swiss Burger. Even my mom loves it. You see? It’s her first time having that burger.

The last time the 4 of us get together was a month ago? @ Anchorpoint’s Xing Wang.

I think it’s only with close cousin that you can sit and chat away the whole afternoon away. They were here around 1230pm. Fay and Genki went of @ 430pm, while me and Joanne continued all the way till 6 plus. Her hubby, Jason, came over to pick her up. Sweet~

Thanks for visiting the limp~

My humble home ( actually belongs to my mum, by law, not mine) was crowded by 5 people last night. Initially, I had only expected Ming Yong, Angelia and Hui ping. Both Ben Woon and Lily’s appearance took me by surprise. Thanks for visiting the limp!

They presented me with a folio titled, ‘Kee Lin’s Book of Favorite’.

Inside that ‘book’ are filled with cut-outs of things that I heart most. They had included ‘Zouk’s Long Island Tea’, the drawing done by Hui Ping. Thanks very much, you made my day!

Lily gave me 2 carton of milk, saying that she owed me one from the previous one. She wasn’t able to visit me as she had family to attend to the last minute.

After having their dinner, both Angelia and Lily walked to the window and stood there. Feeling curious, I asked them what are they dong as they are non- smokers. Lily replied, ” Looking at cute guys!”

It’s already 10plus which is equal to dark. I informed her that their only chance is that basketball court directly opposite.

Lily turned her head and look out of the window eagerly, “Where? The one around the carpark!”

“Yes! But the lights are already shut off because it’s over 10 pm!”

Still, that didn’t failed to deter them. On and off, I can hear giggling.

Haha…

The rest of us watched Fei Tian Xi Shi, the one starring Myolie Wu, who had made a huge sacrifice by putting on the pounds just for that role. I was surprised to hear MY commented that Myolie look alright in the show. All along, I thought that he’s a chubby-phobic. I voiced out my worried thoughts to him, and he said, “We are not that close! Bu Shou!”

-_-”