Archive for May, 2009

It’s Like Being Sodomized

Maine called to inform that she’s having constipation.

1) The bad news was it had been going on for a few days already,

2) and the good news was that she had finally managed to ‘cake’ it out.

3) The surprising news was it’s not a sudden attack but is a trend. She said and I quote, “I can go for a few days without shitting!” That was what she told me after I generously offered her my 2 bottles of unopened laxative, given to me  during my stay in NUH. I suggested that maybe that’s why she, especially her face’ looks kind of bloated at times. She said, “Fuck You!”

… Well, speaking of being truthful and honest to your good friends -_-”

She also said that the whole ‘ordeal’ was very painful and she felt like she had just been sodomized. Which led me to wonder, how in the world will she know how the ‘being sodomized’ sensation is?

Not unless, she’s being…..

NO!

Ermm whatever it is Maine, I love you! Haha…

Lunch with aSh~

Have to impose another ‘fast’ on myself.

I’m officially staying away from Xing Wang for the next few weeks too.

That lucky Ashley managed to secure an OT slot yesterday. Over MSN, we agreed to meet up for lunch @ Yew Tee’s Xing Wang. Apparently, those pictures featured on my Xing Wang post made her drooled. The sky was rather dark yesterday. However, that bitch told me that even if it rains, I will have to take a cab down to meet her. Yes! that’s how desperate she needed to satisfied her curry crave. Lolz…

As usual, I ordered the usual. It was a nice and joyful lunch. We updated each other on our un-glam life. Haha…

She whispered to me that she has a friend, who has a guy friend, who is a year younger then me and like me, is still a V.

… I demanded to know that why she had to whisper in regards to that kind of V issue. She gamely replied that, “You want me to say it out loud?”

I immediately stopped her. Har-lo?  It’s public, and I don’t really need people to know ( Shirmaine started singing ‘Like a Virgin’ over dinner @ Cineleisure Pastamania, the other time )

We also touched on the topic of gals wearing mini-skirt to club. There’s a history to this topic. When going through Modified SPEC 2 in SMTI, Ming Jin shared with me that gals who are more ‘zhi ai’ will wear pants instead of mini skirt when clubbing. And those who wear mini-skirts are usually the ones the ones who are looking for ‘trouble’.

Ashley told me that she shared this thought with her gal pals and surprisingly, they agreed too.

After done slacking in Yew Tee, we switched turf to Jurong Point, coz we were too lazy to head downtown and it’s kind of early to call it a day. Anyway, Jurong Point is the new Orchard nowadays. Too bad there isn’t a Kinokuniya and HMV.

And we watched Star Trek. I’m not really a fan. Thought that I will be lost in the show. BUT, it turned out to be good and funny. Totally ‘caught me off guard’. Had been a long time since a movie surprises me. Haha…

Angels and Demons, Night in the Museum next.

And when the fuck will OBSESSED screen?

Staying Away

Xing Wang with the Kees @ Marina Square on the 9th, last Saturday, followed by KTV session~

I’m really staying away from KTV for the next few weeks… Mushaha

3rd Time?

Had to meet up with Natalie on the 5th, last Tuesday, to pass her my MC. What to do? HR need the REAL copy urgently and they don’t accept fax copy. It’s kind of ridiculous on how inflexible they can get. Like who will go fracture their kneecap just to get Hopitalisation Leave?

Since MY is living around the neighbourhood, I asked him if he’s keen to slack the afternoon together. Surprisingly, MJ was also in the neighbourhood. He in turn suggested KTV ( again )  because ‘What else can you do?’

… How brutal!

So that’s my 3rd KTV for the week…

I need to go on a KTV fasting

Dinner with Ash and Nat

*Screaming*

Managed only 2 hours of sleep and here I am blogging @ 4.46 am. Must be that cup of green tea before bed. I had just finished watching the latest episode of gossip girls and is currently into episode 19 of Fringe (Yes! It’s currently on pause in another window.)

Dinner with Ashley and Natalie on 3rd of May, Sunday @ LOT 1. We went Jap and had Sakae Sushi. It was a relatively easy choice because it’s rather diet friendly. Yes! Ashley is on a diet and given my current situation, I also try not to gorge much, therefore, I’m on the same boat with Ashley too. The Diet boat. However, once in a frequent while, we will kill it with our all time favorite sinful indulge, a curry puff from Old Chang Kee. Lolz…

Prior this, Ashley had already informed me to be thankful as she had gave up a gym session to have dinner with me. I told her NO ONE, unless gay, will gym on a happy Sunday evening. Haha… That’s just for laugh of course.

I’m surprised to see a queue forming outside Sakae. Hello? Whatever had happended to recession? The dark and gloomy times where all should be tightening their belts, living on practically air and porridge (And call into ‘BILLS’ hotline once a month to complain that they are unable to pay their bill but still be thickskin enough to request to use the service and sink deeper into the already piled up debt ). Ashley told me with a faraway look in her eyes, “It hasn’t hit Singapore yet!”

Luckily, we didn’t have to wait for long. We go Ala Carte. ( P.S. Each of us paid $35 each )

Throughout dinner, we were debating whether is one of the staff is gay. To kill our curiosity, I ask Ashley to grope him. If it’s an erection she felt, coast clear.

-_-” that bitch turned the table on me and dare me instead.

That’s kind of sick. What if he’s really one and moan from pleasure instead of throwing me a punch in the face?

That crazy woman actually suggested that we should try this ‘DARE; when clubbing. Her get-away-with-it line? “Oops! Sorry! Wrong guy”

Haha…

Flashback

While looking through M.J’s collection of photo, I found one that had Ming Yong, Desmond and I in it.

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Haha… those where the days…

We already hit off quite well back then but our friendship only ’solidified’ after SMTI.

Movie with the Kees

Watched Wolverine with the Kees on the 2nd of May, last Saturday, @ GV Vivocity. Not that it’s some kind of accomplishment but I watched the Trilogy via the Big Screen.

X-Men was with Sharon, Yi Ying and Genki @ Plaza Singapura in 2000.

X2 was with Zhi Jian, Wei Long and Lian Jie back in  2003 @ GV Jurong Point.

X-Men: The Last Stand was with my Sispec Buddies, Yong Jie, Siong Hern and Koong Woei @ GV Plaza Singapura in 2006.

Conclusion? I’m a fan of GV Cinema. Muahaha.

Luckily, Hui Ping was smart enough to book the tickets online first. Due to the fact that she holds a ‘co-brand’ credit card, we managed to get a 4 for 3 movie tix special.

Tan dio~

Shuang~

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Had Carls Jr for dinner. Another one of my supposing monthly indulge, which I failed to fulfil on a monthly basis -_-

Anyway, it’s recession. Think I should just keep those expensive treats to like once every quarter. Chicken rice and wanton mee seem so delicious~

… And cheap~ Haha…

Ermm better not. I still need my frequent dosage of Xing Wang’s curry and Carls Jr Beef Chilli Cheese Fries…

Carl’s Jr wasn’t exactly Angelia’s favorite. However, MY and I had a crave for it that day. Since I’m the injured one ( something of sob sob usually score a point which = you can have your way ), M.Y leave it to me to call for the suggestion so he won’t be ‘kick’ by Er Jie. Haha…

We were shocked to find out that it was Hui Ping’ virgin try -_-” haha…

Please Give Up this Seat to~

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Never thought that I will be seating on one of these seat, without having the need to offer it to other people at 25.

Xing Wang~

I love Xing Wang~

It was supposed to be a monthly indulge but due to some special reason of the 3rd kind, it didn’t happened. Anyway, I was thrilled to learn that they opened a branch at Yew Tee which is like so near my place.

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Visited it on Labor day, Last Friday with Genki, Ivan, Sheng, Gim Li and my mum.

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I almost drooled at the sight of my all time favorite. My standard order will be Curry Noodles, Kaya Butter Toast, Butter Suger Toast and Iced Yuan Yang.

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It’s not spicy but I just loved it. Goes well with breads.

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Forget what’s the name, but it’s very NICE. Ivan ordered this.

Both Gim Li and Ivan had purchased a car each and it was all they could talk about over bruch that day.

Ivan was telling us about how his dad is planning to change the parts and doing some modification ( You know? Adding this and that you make the car look unique? One of it’s kind? Your kind? ) after getting the car.

Gim Li was rather disgusted by that because in her opinion, or rather dictionary, IMITATION is a strict no-no! What’s the point of making your car looking like a sports car when it’s not even a sports car to begin with? Get a sports car in the first place, was what she thought.

She also couldn’t understand why will anyone add ‘wings’ to their car. She was going on and on about it, I’d to quote her an example. I said, “It’s just like why you have this love for LV!”

…Surprisngly, that shuts her up~ Haha…

I also informed the rest that initially when Yew Tee Point was opening, there’s rumor that they will be bringing in Gucci. Yes! That GUCCI into a heartland mall. According to my aunt, it was even featured in the newspaper.

All of them gave me a very disgusted look because we shared the idea, ‘Won’t it kill or cheapen the brand?”

We came to the same conclusion. Don’t start big, start with cheaper alternative like Bonia~

Muahaha

I Won’t Get Pregnant!

While waiting for my turn to get the X-ray done the other day, I’d to sort of fill up a form for declaration purpose…

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Erm… Happy Days…

Rule No. 1

People who know me since Secondary School days ( and of course Poly Years ) will also know that I don’t club ( last time ). Combined both those different phases of my life together, I only went twice. Once is to celebrate Patricia’s birthday @ Zouk and the other was X-mas countdown @ the then China Black.

There were just alot of factors to take into consideration when you club as a not-so-rich student.

1) Cover Charge? That’s at least $20

2) Drinks? They are EXPENSIVE, still what’s clubbing without getting intoxicated with alcohol.

3) Taxi fare, Midnight charge? I mean which person in the right mind will enter a club @ say 10pm and make an exit @ ard 1120pm to avoid the midnight charge?

4) Right Kaki to club with? Trust me, go with the wrong person and you wish that you should had stayed at home.

With all that going on in my mind, I led a boring, 2 different phase on my life. Haha…

During our KTV session yesterday, I checked with Ming Jin to see how he had survived, those clubbing years when he was a student. He was a party animal, though he had toned down over the years, still once in a blue moon, he will unleash that beast in him. He said, ” Wa Lau, why your legg like that? I had planned to ask you go Phuture!”

… How I wish I could go too…

“How did you do it? I mean the drinks are very expensive!” I asked.

With a sudden look of wisdom, he said, “Rule No.1 when clubbing as a student! Never ever buy DRINKS!”

“But how…”

“Exchange the drinks with the drinks coupon!” ( oh i see )

“Was that enough?” I questioned with doubt. Come on, like I say what’s clubbing without THE intoxication? I don’t think you can really hit the dancefloor after JUST 2 free glasses of drinks.

“There’s free flow!” He explained. My eyes almost popped out. Since when there’s free flow for guys? If it’s ladies, I can understand. He then explained that, his gal friends would be entitled to free flow and he would just drink from them.

… It’s either I’m too stupid not to think of that or he was just too cheapo… Lolz…