5:15 pm.
“Hi~”
“Yar! Say!”
“I’m calling to check what time will you be leaving office. I’m doing a rough estimation to what time I’m shall leave later! You are not going to be late, are you?” I asked. It’s already 5:15 and I want to make sure that Shirmaine will be on time, or if possible, not be fashionably late. I hate waiting for that woman!
“I’m leaving at 6pm…”
“Where’s your office located again?”
“It’s at Toh Tuck, which is 2 bus stop away! Hello! It’ll only take 6 minutes to reach Clementi!”
6 minutes? Who the hell is she trying to kid? My god! It’s peak hour and it will takes 6 bloody minutes for the bus to stop, passengers to board before moving off again. I seriously think that she can find a good friend in Sharon, who’s a Queen when it comes to exaggerating.
I don’t even know why am I foolish enough again to actually believe her. I reached Clementi @ exactly 615pm only to find myself surrounded by strangers.
It wasn’t till 640pm that I finally get to see her face. She’d to deposit cash at the Fast Cash Deposit Machine @ POSB. I’m surprised to see that she’s wearing a red top when it’s not even Chinese New Year yet. I asked, “Why!”
“Oh! I’d my fortune read and it says that I must deposit cash into the bank by today, wearing red! And I shall have good luck for the rest of the year. And NO! DON’T QUESTION ME!” She said, in a very serious tone.
I looked at her and blinked my eyes. I was like what’s with that big reaction? Her auntie came for a visit?
“Where did you get your fortune read?”
“Online!”
“Never share!”
“Hello! How do I let you know? You can’t even do office email!” She explained. Though I never questioned her on that, still it’s bullshit! Since when communication between us is only confined/ limited to OFFICE EMAILS? Whatever happens to SMS, normal Hotmail’s email, Facebook’s messaging, a bloody phonecall and of course fucking MSN. -_-
Still waiting for her turn to the FCD in the queue, she showed me her recently MANICURED fingernails. Silver glitters for the main body and red nail polish at the tip plus a special coat of ‘Gel’ which is supposed to last for a month. All for $75! I told her I don’t know Gel and it looks like $10.
She told me that she’s not that cheap.
Anyway, I did told her that I shall give it a shot ( Depositing of cash, I’m refering to, not getting my nails MANICURED! ) she gave me a kangaroo on spotlight look and said, “NO! It has to be today! Works only today!”
What the fuck! Thanks for not sharing!
I asked if there’s anyway to salvage the situation. I almost fainted when she told me that to make sure there’s money in my wallet between day 1 to day 15 of Chinese New Year.
Whatever the case is, I’m so getting Red Underwear. Xiao Ge, if you are reading this and is interested to share a box of 3, Red Renomas, send me a message.
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Forget it! I just remembered that we are of different sizes. ( Please don’t think dirty! I’m refering to size of underwear, not size of *ahem* )
By the time we stepped into the MRT, it’s already 655. Jonah called us when the train reached Dover. And for the first time in our history of gatherings, that chap actually turned up on time. Amazing! “I can’t believe that he’s early!” I told Maine.
“Yar! I know! He told me that he will be reaching @ 645! I never tell you because I know you confirm will say me!” She replied.

Here’s the catch!
7pm to 12am!
Free flow of drinks!
A free bowl of Shark Fin Soup ( Mock of course! )!
All for $12 each after GST!
It’s dead cheap! I’m not going to Partyworld or Kbox next time!
Shark Fin Soup has always been a favourite of Maine. However, she’d since gave that up after joining a Save Sharks Group!
And that’s one thing about her that I like, and also why I enjoy my friendship with her so much. When we do things that are kind of out of the world, we don’t really question each other. The number 1 rule, Happy Can Liao! Of course that doesn’t include committing hideous crimes/sins.

Still my best bitch after all these years! Let’s go for a celebration upon hitting our 10 years of friendship =)


They were supposed to be singing. Oh well! Cam-whoring is in their blood!

And for the first time, we didn’t drink. All of us went home sober! Haha